Many of you know that I am a Louisiana girl and us Louisiana girls, we like our food seasoned, and by seasoned I do mean ON FIRE.
Well, ON FIRE can be kind of hard to come by here in Connecticut. It is even hard to find some of my favorites in my local grocery store so that when I get an envie (Cajun for "a hankering") I can cook up some of my favorites at home!
And if you have read my blog before then you may now that often times I have had to resort to buying some of my favorite Southern Delicacies at the Dollar Store because for some reason this is the only place they can be found up here in the "Nath East." I am not completely comfortable buying food at the Dollar Store; my brother and I use to roll our eyes at our mother every time she brought home some kind of foofy-sheshe vinegar or dip from TJ Maxx. I mean, who does that?! Well apparently, I do! Truth be told, I have bought Moon Pies at the Dollar Store, Tony's (Cajun Seasoning) at the Dollar Store, Rice Dressing Mix, etc, etc. Desperate times, desperate measures, you catch my drift...
I trust you then understand that my quest for food from my home land is never ending.So, imagine my sheer and utter delight when I saw this at the Dollar Store the other day...

I think the seas parted and angels sang when my eyes landed on this bag settin' there on the shelf. WOW, I didn't even know such a product existed. And to be honest with you, I am not even sure I have ever had a Fun-yun or OnYum or whatever in the hell it is, but the package has Louisiana Hot Sauce on it for crying out loud and since I think I may be the only person from Louisiana to ever set foot in this particular Dollar Store, I had to buy it. I mean if I didn't then who would and wouldn't that be kind of like the ultimate act of betrayal to the place of my upbringing? And since I am pretty sure that I am the only person that is crazy enough/homesick enough to buy such a thing, it kind of made me sad to imagine the fate of this bag if I left it behind, and so, after much deliberation (possibly a whole 45 seconds), I threw the bag of On-Yums in my cart.
You still with me? Great because THEN I turned the corner and saw this--

Holy Ka-mooly! Can you tell how big that bottle of hot sauce is?!
Wait...


Does this help?
This bottle of hot sauce is 32 fluid ounces!!! The traditional size bottle of Tabasco that you see in restaurants is a mere 5 fluid ounces. This bad boy weighs like 14 lbs--I kid you not!
And the really sad thing? It will probably last the PG&S household three weeks!!!
P.S. The OnYums? To.Die.For.