Thursday, July 15, 2010

Thursday Thoughts

Also known as Random Thoughts Running Around in my Head...

*There is a fly in my house the size of a bird and it is driving me FREAKIN' INSANE!

*Within minutes of each post I get a freaky comment written in some kind of hieroglyphs Chinese Symbols. What the hell is this and how can I make it stop?!

*Cracker Barrel has Coca-Cola Cake on their menu right now for a limited time only, which, if you have not had the pleasure of experiencing, I feel I must tell you is THE MOST amazing dessert on the face of the planet. Get thee to your nearest CB, STAT, and order a piece or 12. Now.

*I just bought a pair of Fit Flops and they better give me the ass of Heidi Klum do something because let's face it, those things are FREAKIN' UGLY!

*I was invited to a Girl's Night Out with some ladies from my church yesterday and I realized about 15 minutes before I was supposed to be there that I needed to bring an appetizer. So, faster than you can say SLACKER, I cobbled together some taco dip and, on a whim, threw in some bacon bits. OMG! The skies parted and the angels sang when it put this dip on a Scoop and into my mouth.  Is there anything in the world that cannot be made better with the addition of bacon?! I think you could fry shoe leather in some bacon grease and I would eat it. Pork Fat RULES!!!

*Now that summer is half way over I really need to get some of my "summer reading" done. I plan to read this

and this
and this


But I can guar-an-tee you that  I will NOT be reading this
I know you must be thinking that I am off my rocker right about now. I mean WHO doesn't want to read the autobiography of a 25-year-old who, in the brief quarter century she has been alive, has beat an addiction to cocaine, slept with a corpse (Hugh Hefner) and proudly gone on record as Olive Garden's biggest fan?

*In honor of my upcoming trip to Louisiana, I got a mani/pedi today and chose "Cajun Shrimp" as the color! And speaking of Cajun Shrimp, how great is the news that, after 89 days, the leak in the Gulf has been plugged?!  Hopefully, this means that Parkway Bakery's biggest, badest Shrimp Po Boy will be ripe for the pickin' when my plane lands at Louis Armstrong International Airport on Saturday! Aye-Eie!

14 comments:

Preppy 101 said...

You are hilarious! So encouraged about the oil leak. Fingers crossed! Have a great trip! xoxo

Amanda said...

Good laugh thismorning - yeah, let me know about those Flops...I am tepted but they are not cute at all! I love OPI's Cajun Shrimp too!

PinkPolkadotAA said...

Such a funny post! Must try that cake at CB, sounds so good! And I couldn't agree more about the fit flops, so ugly. Hopefully they are worth wearing :) Have a great trip!!

婷珊 said...

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育隆 said...

人生的苦惱,不在擁有太少,而在奢望太多。..................................................

bevy said...

Another fun post!!! BTW, see you've received more hieroglyphic comments!!!

Jo said...

Too funny! Can't wait to hear about the fit flops ~ I think she has something a little stronger working for her.

I get those comments as well and don't post them. Have you ever translated them? Some are rather provocative.

Jo

bevy said...

Just posted about S.'s take on The Upcoming Adventure!

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

You know you love Kendra! Cajun Shrimp is one of my most favorite colors. And I must get to Cracker Barrel asap.

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